GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And